Don't Go Mad
How now mad cow? may we sink in our teeth? Oh no,
mooed the cow because were all tainted beef!
How now mad cow? may we chew on your shoulder? Oh no, mooed the cow you
won't get any older!
How now mad cow? On burgers can we dine? Oh no mooed the cow that's too
close to my spine!
How now mad cow? Should we feed you your own? Oh no mooed the cow that's
how this stuffs grown! How now mad cow? Should we dine only on greens?
Oh no mooed the cow because they add human genes! Then what's to prevent
us from ending like you? Nothing my child, you'll all catch it too!
Potato Grandpa, broccoli ala Mom, The Feds are creating your own
Well how can we stop this? And what should we do? Nothing my child it's
your turn for the zoo. Hey diddle diddle those cats got to fiddle! The
cow fell over herself The U.S.D.A. laughed to see such a site, so they
Packaged her out on the shelf!
Michael Strand © 1-1-2004 all rights reserved.